Session Four - Fairy Tales
[2023/10/16 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Alicia Frakture was invited to the conversation.
[2023/10/16 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: MidnightMinion Cyberstar was invited to the conversation.
[2023/10/16 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: right, that's all of us
[2023/10/16 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me opens notecards and things
[2023/10/16 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Grrrrrreeeeeeeeeetings, adventurers.... other players get an organized DM, you get... wait, what day is this, again?
[2023/10/16 15:31] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Mistress, Monday
[2023/10/16 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think you completed the Snow White story... and that puts you back with the woodcutter, where now two paths remain - Rapunzel, and Little Red Riding Hood, the other four are now scratched out
[2023/10/16 15:31] Alicia Frakture: /me nods to Sapphire
[2023/10/16 15:32] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: I loosely recall we'd coin flipped for which one to take on last
[2023/10/16 15:33] Alicia Frakture: what did the coin say?
[2023/10/16 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't... which was it...?
[2023/10/16 15:33] Alicia Frakture: *1-3 red riding hood, 4-6 Rapunzel*
[2023/10/16 15:34] Alicia Frakture: Looks like Red Riding hood
[2023/10/16 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 1... looks like it's Little Red Riding Hood... the path is as every not very long, and before you go far you are in another forest clearing. It's late at night, you can see a farm house up ahead.
[2023/10/16 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're still some distance away, when you see a large wolf near the farmhouse.
[2023/10/16 15:36] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at the other two."Shall we?"
[2023/10/16 15:36] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: how large of a large wolf?
[2023/10/16 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Big, for a wolf, very big.
[2023/10/16 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not elephant sized, but certainly the size of a very large Great Dane, easily
[2023/10/16 15:38] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben will keep behind Leesha, as usual, spear at the ready
[2023/10/16 15:39] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): follows close watching the wolf
[2023/10/16 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Leesha?
[2023/10/16 15:40] Alicia Frakture: Leesha is moving forward. Eyes on the Wolf
[2023/10/16 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf pads slowly to the door, and raps on it with a paw - the door bursts open and an old woman in a peasants' dress throws the door open and swats at the wolf with a broom. With a yelp, the wolf jumps back, a paw to his snout, as the door slams shut again.
[2023/10/16 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2023/10/16 15:43] Alicia Frakture: Leesha does her best not to chuckle at that
[2023/10/16 15:44] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Odd," Debben comments, watching the events. A wolf beaten back with a mere broom is much less spooky.
[2023/10/16 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dahlia?
[2023/10/16 15:46] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): unsure of how to react yet to the actions of the wolf, a bit confused with how easily it was sent away , is a bit lost in thought and keeps her divine magic ready
[2023/10/16 15:46] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Any sign the building has other doors or windows?
[2023/10/16 15:47] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at Debben and Dahlia."Anyone else find it weird that a wolf can knock on a door?"
[2023/10/16 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf circles around aimlessly, then slinks away a few paces. There is indeed a window round the side and high up, clearly a bedroom - you can see a young girl in a red cloak looking out wistfully
[2023/10/16 15:49] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Looks same or distinct from broom women?
[2023/10/16 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: well she's clearly not as elderly
[2023/10/16 15:50] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): "I find it wierd how that wolf is acting overall, and yes knocking on the door was interesting too , it is an odd wolf"
[2023/10/16 15:51] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Some sort of cursed animal?"
[2023/10/16 15:51] Alicia Frakture: Leesha is just going to walk up to the house and the wolf and looks at things.
[2023/10/16 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf is by a woodpile, rubbing it's snout. He gives a half-hearted growl. "It's rude to talk about folks, y'know."
[2023/10/16 15:52] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "So you're a talking wolf then." She relaxes her spear. "I think you're the first wolf capable of speech I've met."
[2023/10/16 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Why, have you tried talking with many wolves?"
[2023/10/16 15:54] Alicia Frakture: * I will not add to leeshas backstory, I will not add to leeshas backstory*
[2023/10/16 15:54] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "No, but if you're smarter than human dockworkers we can get along."
[2023/10/16 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: (You got enough backstory!)
[2023/10/16 15:54] Alicia Frakture: *This is why I am stopping myself*
[2023/10/16 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Grrr. Most human dockworkers are pretty dense."
[2023/10/16 15:55] Alicia Frakture: Exactly.. So what is going on here anyway?
[2023/10/16 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Hurr. That wicked witch of a woman is keeping me from Little Red Riding Hood, even a dockworker can see that!"
[2023/10/16 15:57] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "How'd you meet?"
[2023/10/16 15:57] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): "where is the witch?"
[2023/10/16 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf rolls his eyes. "In... the... forest...."
[2023/10/16 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf snorts. "Behind the door, armed with a bloody broom!"
[2023/10/16 15:58] Alicia Frakture: IN other words we're going to need more than wicked witch of a woman keeping you fropm the red hood.
[2023/10/16 15:58] Alicia Frakture: why is she, who is she, what led up to this?
[2023/10/16 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf sighs, points a paw at himself. "Me, wolf." He points at the figure at the window. "She, Little Red Riding Hood." He then makes two paws together in a heart shape. "We, love each other." He quickly puts down a paw before he falls over. "Granny, no like."
[2023/10/16 16:01] Alicia Frakture: There we go. Now there is story instead of running blindly... wait, did I just say that?
[2023/10/16 16:03] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): "maybe we could speak with granny for you ?"
[2023/10/16 16:03] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "I'd speak with Red too. Get her side of the story. Maybe first."
[2023/10/16 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: "You could," the wolf says, "but stay outta her broom range."
[2023/10/16 16:04] Alicia Frakture: ...It's a broom
[2023/10/16 16:04] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben wiggles her spear. "We're pretty matched on that front. Maybe I should get my own broom."
[2023/10/16 16:05] Alicia Frakture: Leesha shakes her head and walks to the door, knocking on it as she says..."Candygram."
[2023/10/16 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf gives another half hearted growl, this time at Leesha
[2023/10/16 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: The door bursts open and the old lady is there, swinging the broom, but she stops just before batting Leesha. "What? What? Who are you, what do you want? Are you in league with that damn wolf???"
[2023/10/16 16:09] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at the lady." Not really in league either way, but hoping to clear this up if we can. How about your side and the other one too?
[2023/10/16 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: "How about you go away and take that damn wolf with you??"
[2023/10/16 16:12] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben mutters under her breath.
[2023/10/16 16:14] Alicia Frakture: **Waiting on Dahlia before doing the Most leesha thing I can think of*
[2023/10/16 16:15] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): "It would be nicer if you would just speak with us and not be rude", she spoke to the woman with the broom
[2023/10/16 16:16] Alicia Frakture: **Actually holding action til response to that.**
[2023/10/16 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: "It would be nicer if you weren't banging on good folks' doors late at night while being in cahoots with wolves, too!"
[2023/10/16 16:17] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "....last place we were at claimed they never experienced night. Do you get daytime here?"
[2023/10/16 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Of COURSE we get daytime here! Right at the end of nighttime, which you are in right now, on my porch, quizzing me!"
[2023/10/16 16:18] Alicia Frakture: Leesha shrugs and kicks the door open before stepping in."HEY RED! come down here and tell us what's up. otherwise it's going to be granny vs wolf all night every night.
[2023/10/16 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: The old woman moves faster'n you thought possible. She swings the broom round and catches Leesha in the midriff and just -shoves- forwards. "Oh no you don't! Honestly, kids these days, being so rude to their elders and betters! Don't they teach you manners at school - no? Well they should!" And with that, the door slams shut.
[2023/10/16 16:22] Alicia Frakture: Leesha pauses and looks at the wolf."Okay I was wrong about the broom. My apologies."
[2023/10/16 16:22] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben walks around to the side of the building, checking the window where Red seems to be.
[2023/10/16 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf snuffle-snorts. "Lucky you didn't get it in the face."
[2023/10/16 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: The window is clearly an upstairs bedroom window.
[2023/10/16 16:23] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): heads to the side of the building following and looking to see if it might be possible to climb
[2023/10/16 16:24] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: *Debben is actually quite good at climbing*
[2023/10/16 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: If you have rope, a grappling hook and pitons, it might be climbable...
[2023/10/16 16:25] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: well, what material is it?
[2023/10/16 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Like most farmhouses, it's mostly wooden logs
[2023/10/16 16:26] Alicia Frakture: How high up is the window in say feet?
[2023/10/16 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: About 15' maybe?
[2023/10/16 16:27] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Here, hand me one end of the rope," she says, getting ready to attempt a free climb up the side of the logs.
[2023/10/16 16:29] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: D% ?
[2023/10/16 16:29] Alicia Frakture: Leesha shrugs and does so
[2023/10/16 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a log wall and climbing is indeed your thing... so... you climb the wall with reasonable ease
[2023/10/16 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Although... when you get to the window, there's the old lady standing there, arms crossed, tapping her foot, the broom by her side. "Don't tell me, windowcleaners, night shift."
[2023/10/16 16:30] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): readies herself to cast a healing spell if this goes badly
[2023/10/16 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: (GOES badly?)
[2023/10/16 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: (IF??)
[2023/10/16 16:31] Alicia Frakture: Leesha smiles seeing her and runs to the door to kick it open again
[2023/10/16 16:32] Alicia Frakture: *Even if she does not succeed. The lady now has a problem*
[2023/10/16 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: The door is closed and latched. You'll need to be inside.
[2023/10/16 16:33] Alicia Frakture: She keeps kicking it trying to break it down, or at least make is seem she is trying to
[2023/10/16 16:33] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): (was confused thought climbing was happening , apologies)
[2023/10/16 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: (It was)
[2023/10/16 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: (And it just went worse :P)
[2023/10/16 16:34] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): ignoring her magic for the moment runs to help with the door
[2023/10/16 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: *waits for Debben*
[2023/10/16 16:36] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: *wow, um*
[2023/10/16 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: (facepalms... decides this is as good a point as any to call the dreaded Cliff Hanger)
[2023/10/16 16:37] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "This is actually a chimney inspection, mam." She replies with a complete lack of hesitation. "Count's orders."
[2023/10/16 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Yeah? Count yer fingers..." The old woman slams the window sash down.
[2023/10/16 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: And... we'll continue this fluster cuck next time! It's getting late.
[2023/10/16 16:38] Alicia Frakture: *MEcha gets up and points."And this was the mark showing where this went off the rails, and these are the rails they went off.*
[2023/10/16 16:39] Alicia Frakture: Sleep well Mistress
[2023/10/16 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: gonna try
[2023/10/16 16:40] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Knew we should have talked to Red first instead of alerting Madam Broom
[2023/10/16 16:40] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (dinadrone): /me hugs everyone and smiles
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